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The cheese (Part 2)

  In our first par, Justin was looking for cheese in the jungle, found a secret room, and saw a place with an X marks the spot on it, and dug for cheese. Anyway, Justin spent all day digging for some cheese even though he only dug a small hole until he found something. The only reason it took so long was that he was using his ax instead of his shovel to dig like a dumb idiot. 

  Anyway, Justin did find a box but it did not have cheese in it. In fact, it did not have anything inside of the box. There was a string tied to the bottom of the box though. So when he pulled it activated something and opened a wall next to him. Then he saw something carved on the ground. IT said, "Do not enter (don't get angry cause I didn't warn you because I just warned you)." So of course justin thought. that meant he should enter and get angry at the secret place for not warning him if something bad happened. 

  After some time Justin stopped to read another sign that said "Turn back now. Trust me this is not a good idea!" So Justin thought that it meant to keep going and it was a good idea. After some time he passed by two others at the same time but ignored them and kept going. Then he saw a statue with a sign that said "hug me :)" So justin went to hug it but activated a tripwire and fell into a hole outside of the secret place. "Darn it!" said justin. and he screamed at the place for not warning him even though it warned him five times. But he saw a small hole in the ground. Stupidly justin reached in and found a piece of cheese! So justin made a sandwich and lived happily ever after even though it took him 5 hours to figure out what the stars leading out of the hole were supposed to let him get out. 

  

  

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