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The huge, ginormous, dorky idiot named Justin part 2

  If you do not know the first part Justin caused a fart and diarrhea tornado and his hot fart burned down most of the Naperville houses. Nobody died that day but they were some injuries. Justin was not caught. After two days the tornado was still going on. Since Justin's house got destroyed he lived in a dumpster. 

  At about 2pm Justin decided to go get some glasses. He did not know the tornado was there and guessed his eyes were getting super-duper bad. So, it annoyed him that it looked like everything was destroyed. He for some reason knew his house was broken down though. He thought a giant destroyed it. So he went to get new glasses. 

   he looked at all the shops near him but he could not find a place to get glasses. He remembered there was a place nearby but didn't realize that his poopy tornado destroyed it. He looked and looked but he couldn't find it. So he decided to leave the city and go to a new one. 

  Soon he got to a new city. It was a tiring walk 3-hour walk especially for him. He was really in bad shape. After he got there he was pouring with sweat. He was pouring with sweat and left a wet trail behind. The sky was a bright blue and it wasn't super stinky.

  After a moment Justin thought to himself, "why is the sky green instead of blue. There was a big tornado and the sky was green and it stank really bad". "Oh well, he said to himself and went to get new glasses. Soon Justin got some new glasses. Then he bought peanut butter cookies. He was allergic to them but forgot he was. Then after he ate it he felt something in his stomach. The same feeling he had before. 

                                                                 To be continued...  

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