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The Huge, Ginormous, dorky, idiot named Justin

  One upon a time, there lived a huge, ginormous, dorky idiot named Justin. He was so stupid he didn't know how to do addition. One day Justin was walking down the street with his friends Billy and Bob. Billy and Bob were really big, ginormous, dorky idiots but were not as stupid as Justin. Billy and Bob were also brothers Anyway, after a little while, Justin's belly was making a really loud sound. It sounded like a bear and scared all the animals away. 

  "Can we go to my house? I'll cook some eggs for us", said Justin. "Ok. how many eggs will you cook us?", said the brothers. " will cook 7  for each of us", said Justin. "Ok. We would like 4 only", said the brothers again. So they went to Justin's house. Then Justin cooked 15 eggs. 7 for him, 4 for Billy, and 4 for Bob. 

  After Justin was done cooking the eggs he served the eggs out. Billy and Bob cut opened the eggs and saw that the yolk was not cooked fully. "I don't really want eggs actually", said Billy and bob "Do you want the eggs. "Sure", said Justin gladly and took the eggs and shoved them down his throat and swallowed them whole. 

 After that, his friends left. Then he went to his TV. Then he put an Elmo CD in and turned up the volume as much as he could. Soon his belly started to feel weird. Then he felt a fart coming along. It was so big even though he was so stupid he knew he had to hold it. something he put in his egg made his bully upset. In the eggs, he put two sheep, a cow, a whole chicking, a cello, three accordions, and a walrus. 

  Soon he couldn't make it to the toilet. So he let it out. It was so big it burned down his house, caused all the fire alarms to go off, made all the white clouds turn dark green, and when his diarrhea and fart mixed together it caused a tornado. But Justin didn't mind. He actually had no idea what was going on and thought his eyes were just getting worse and he needed glasses. 
      
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