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25 Things I hate about Justin (my brother)

1. when he bosses me around.

2. when he calls me names.

3. he always making jokes that are just annoying.

4. when he doesn't answer me and just says poop or up your butt.

5. always sings terrible songs.

6. when he constantly says really.

7. when he acts like a bitch. 

8. when a tell him to stop doing something and then he does it.

9. when he acts like my slave.

10. when he acts like a fucking hypocrite. 

11. when he hogs stuff.

12. when he acts like an asshole.

13. when my mom tells us things we need to do, and he picks the easier things and makes me do the hard stuff. 

14. when he makes me tell lies.

15. when he tells me all the things I did wrong after a soccer game (especially when I lose).

16. when he tells me to be quiet and I am quiet especially when he is being loud.

17. when he makes an expression of one yah Theo when mom tells me to do stuff. 

18. when I want to get something at the store, and we don't get it just cause Justin does not want it.

19. when he edits my blog and I tell him not to.

20. when he is mean to me, just because mom is mad at him. 

21. when he ignores me for no reason.

22. when Justin blams me when it isn't my fault. 

23. when I tell him to go away and he doesn't or just comes back 5 seconds later.

24. when he distracts me from doing my work. 

25. when he acts like he is my dad. 

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