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Bob and the packet of soy sauce.

Once upon a time, there lived a dude named Bob. One day Bob was walking down the street and saw a sign saying "sushi for sale. Buy one get 3 free". Bob loved sushi. so he got 4 boxes of sushi. Eventually. Bob went back home. when he was about to open up the sushi he realized that he didn't have soy sauce. So as quickly as he could he went to the grocery store. Soon he got to the grocery store. He looked, and looked, and looked, but he couldn't find sushi!!! He asked the store manager, and they said they were out. Bob was surprised and headed to another store. he found soy sauce, but it cost way too much. it cost $20 for 1 pack! Bob only had $10 so he headed to a different store. The next store he went to had no soy sauce either. Bob was getting super-duper hangry. He was so hangry that he just went home and decided to go home. On the way home, he saw people buying bottles of soy sauce at the place he got sushi so he stopped to get some soy sauce. But just then they ran out of soy. So Bob went home. when he got home he was so angry he screamed so loud a cabinet opened up and a packet of soy sauce came out. He saw it, calmed down, ate the soy sauce, and lived happily ever after 
          
                                                                         the end!

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