Book Review: Fart Wars

This is a book review about Fart Wars.

This book is about (write two sentences): six people.

What I liked about this book (2 things): I like all of the people and I like all of the Farts in this book.

What I didn't like about this book (1 thing): the metal butt.

How many stars? ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

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